Arleigh Jenkins

Two construction workers (CW) walked into the shop this morning. One of the part timers (Cheryl) tried her best to help them.. then I got to step in. CW: Bike racks, ya got them? Cheryl : Sure we have car mounted ones over here. CW: No, the kind to put your bike on the floor Cheryl : We have these over here that hold up your rear wheel. CW: No, for outside, bike racks. Cheryl :We don't stock them... Arleigh : There are a couple outside next to our building if you want to look at those. CW : Oh.  Looks like no one ever uses those. Arleigh: I lock my bike out there about once a week, they work well.CW:  Where are you riding from? Arleigh: Mooresville. CW: How do you even get here?Arleigh: Down 115 or 21 through Huntersville CW: That's crazy you go by my house, that roads not ridable.  I'll put my dogs out there next time you go by. Arleigh : Your dogs will either get sprayed or kicked in the face if you do. CW: Grumble.  You don't belong on those roads. Arleigh : Sorry you feel that way. Douche.